Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9

there’s so many things I want to do! unfortunately there’s also little determination from my part and images to look at instead

time to cry

time to cry more

JIM PUT THE FUCKING PHONE DOWN IM SO SERIOUS. THIS ISNT FUNNY ANYMORE DUDE. CANT AFFORD TO PAY KIVO OR GLENNY BUT WE CAN SIGN AS MANY LOCKER ROOM CANCERS AS HIS HEART DESIRES APPARENTLY. WE NEED DEFENSE JIM.

“I can fix him” not in a “I can make him into a better person” way but in a “if he was my character I would’ve handled his story better” way

gonna start saying “you couldn’t make x movie today” but for reasons unrelated to political correctness

you couldn’t make Home Alone 2: Lost in New York today because the strict airport regulations put into place after 9/11 make it nigh impossible for a child to simply walk onto the wrong plane

You couldn’t make American psycho today because Christian Bale would actually kill Jared Leto for real

Thanks @stevemayhew

ok the important question is, are these new guys fuckin nerds? do they watch jeopardy every day and play chess at the hotel and wear dorky little ear guards and always, always remind the teacher when there’s supposed to be a quiz? I see a lot of people commenting on dubas signing young guys but I think it’s important to note that belonging to the pittsburgh penguins retirement home isn’t about your physical age ok it’s about whether you are a scrupulous rule-follower who loves practice and enjoys a quiet yet cutthroat night of board games with the boys

we found ryan graves once reading "the nickel boys" by colson whitehead. and he apparently knows way too much about his teammates' zodiac signs. though both of these WERE in colorado. but I think he's a little bit of a nerd and you just need to let that blossom in him.

I will cherish and adore him always